Findings:

• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When living we have need of Death
• Who needs Love
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• nick can write love poems again
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• But can a robot love.
• Know your pets
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Piero Manzoni
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• Can real love survive over time
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Can I have a light?
• When water chokes you
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• The man who can fix anything
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Any song can be a love song
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• It is grown-ups who are scared to death of death
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• When I have female children
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• when you walk with death
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Stoned music memories
• Knots I have known and loved
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Using a command line
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Type A blood
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Something I Can Never Have
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• can the patient make love?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Who can know it?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death
• Love and Death on Long Island
• Love And Death
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• True Love Can Wait
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Love The Sky To Death
• the death of true love
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• Through Death to Love
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world

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