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• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• people who need people are just people who need people
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• The Princess Bride
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• If I could just watch myself burn
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• I can quit any time I want
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• I just don't know when to quit.
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• Just be home in time for supper
• When water chokes you
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Council of Five Hundred
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• When you just can't win
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• My microwave can stop time
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• When five senses aren't enough
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Ford Five Hundred
• Alone in the night, I erase my thoughts a hundred times
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Round the Moon: 8: At Seventy-Eight Thousand Five Hundred and Fourteen Leagues
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Maybe the Amish are just retired time travelers
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Just click your heels together three times and...
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• When is a name just a name?
• i just want to know who i am
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• Can real love survive over time
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• September has such a feeling
• When can it end?
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Can I watch you read?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Piero Manzoni
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The man who can fix anything
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• we can all just be around other people
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Who can know it?
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Five Superheroes we REALLY need
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• When I was five
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• And time yet for a hundred indecisions
• All we need is just to be
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• I just need a hug, is all
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Her hair, tangled
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can

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