Findings:
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Doing something with your life
- They Flee From Me
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- who me (user)
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- They Don't Want Me
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- Take me from home
- I want your hands on me
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Wake me up if you still want me
- Tell me something good
- February wants me dead
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- Who are you, and what are you doing here?
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- The Three Kings who were from Villeins
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
- This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Give me something worth reading
- Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
- Let me dream if I want to
- Who is doing what (superdoc)
- Please please please let me get what I want
- what I want and what is expected of me
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- teen drinking
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- far be it from me
- People just expect things from me
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
- From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
- You Do Something To Me
- I wanted you to want me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- How to know if something is worth doing
- I Want You to Want Me
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- The Child who came from an Egg
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- She only wants me for sex
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- She only wants me for tech support
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Something to remember me by
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- let me know who you are now.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How Do You Want Me?
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- You know you want me, baby!
- You say you want to help me
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Take it from me
- Far From Me
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Who is protecting whom from what?
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- The Buddhist is drained from me
- Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- Bast watched me from the litter box
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- The Man Who Fled From Azrael
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
- The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
- Something From the Nightside
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- can you show me where this came from?
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- May those who are born after me
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- They want me for a focus group!
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- I want you inside me
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- What I want from life
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Thinking distracts me
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- away from me
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
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