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• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• That phone call you don't want to make
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• On Returning A Call From An Unknown Phone Number
• A collect call from god
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Why My Brother Is Wanted For Questioning By The United Nations: I
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• Mutants from a Place Called Hope, Michigan
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• Who wants some schlock
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• As a Libra I recoil from judgment calls
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• The man who broke Britain
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• an unexpected phone call
• My ex-life wants to collect alimony
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• is there no one who answers the call?
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• call by result
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• an interrupted phone call
• Call by reference
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Call by value
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Collect Telegram from a Mad Dog
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• Who wants trident?
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Who wants a down vote
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• i just want to know who i am
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• call by call
• The Who By Numbers
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• A by the book technical support call
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Call by need
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• The Collect Call of Cthulhu
• late night phone calls
• collect call
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• strangest phone call
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• The Call from the Past
• The calls are coming from inside the house!
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• A Story about a Phone Call
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• The Phone Call
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Phone call
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• What I want from life
• Inspiration from the Heart: The Collected Works of Mary Turner
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The Child who came from an Egg
• Getting what you want from tech support
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Judging women by their books
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• her beauty broke my bones, shattered my thoughts, tore apart my soul
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• New Zealand Bill of Rights Act 1990
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• Dividing by zero
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• Words to live by
• trial by ordeal
• Learning by doing
• Exit, pursued by a bear

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