Findings:

• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• The Who By Numbers
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Why My Brother Is Wanted For Questioning By The United Nations: I
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Postcard from the apocalypse
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• Planting by the signs
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• What I want from life
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• To Althea From Prison
• Getting what you want from tech support
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Famous People from Sheffield
• African Neutrality Act Signed By European Powers
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Who wants some schlock
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
• Old man who lived by the crick
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Judging women by their books
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• famous sea chanties from the asphalt triangle (document)
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Postcards from the Edge
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• A Postcard from the Volcano
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The Child who came from an Egg
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• A Postcard from the Edge
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• postcard from a stray crow
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• Who wants a down vote
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• Who wants trident?
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• i just want to know who i am
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Chased by bears
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• By their fruits you shall know them

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