Findings:

• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Judging women by their books
• The Who By Numbers
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• The bored who complain
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Accidental death odds
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Old man who lived by the crick
• In Praise of Idleness
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Swimming pool injury
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Russell Greer
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• The Wild Colonials
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• May those who are born after me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being licked to death by kittens
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• On Being the one who goes away
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• being
• human being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• not as good as being there
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Being born gay
• Being asked to sponsor
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On Being the Right Size
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• For the Time Being
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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