Findings:

• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Why Can't This Be Love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Can't Buy Me Love
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• That would be me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Let me be your fantasy
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Be gentle with me
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Can't change me
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• You've got to be kidding me
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• we can't all be rock stars
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Beggars can't be choosers
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• OBAFGKM
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Look siad me Be like me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• If your wish be to close me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• let me be your first upvote
• I've Gotta Be Me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You mean the me that you would be
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Can't you hear me knocking
• Where you can't find me
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• far be it from me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined

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