Findings:

• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• fuck around and find out
• How to find out your own IP address
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Find an out
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Finding out where a net user lives
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• don't repeat yourself
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Don't go out without a coat
• don't try to find words
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• A metaphor for sex
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• What you find within yourself, in the darkness and silence
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• Knock yourself out
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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