Findings:

• Better Than Sex Cake II
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Two heads are better than one
• Better blatant than latent
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• for() is better than while()
• Better than kicking him into next week
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Half a loaf is better than none
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• better than natural
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Better Than Sex Cake
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You aren't better than human
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• What can be better than that?
• Poetic graffiti on bathroom walls
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• better off with him than here with me
• There were times better than this
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• better than a living will
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• A modem is better than nothing
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• leave it better than you found it
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• E2 Quest: More Than Walls
• Things that are better than sex
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better him than me
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Better than Sex
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Rebeca Martinez
• Better Than Garbo
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It doesn't get any better than this
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Better Than Chocolate
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• better late than never
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• A determination to do better than
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• Tickling is better than sex
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• How to make everything2 a better place
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• better than half my insides
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• better than Radiohead
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Using languages other than English on Everything2
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Than Bouillon
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• better than the best
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Original better than the sequel
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Better safe than sorry
• better than 2 (user)
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• Executive Bathroom
• bathroom break
• Who's in the bathroom?
• Stealth Bathroom Attendant
• Adventures in the men's bathroom : A female perspective
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Use your paper towel to turn the doorknob in the bathroom
• Bathroom Reading
• bathroom neutral color
• She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
• How to flood a bathroom
• Can I go to the bathroom?
• Finding a bathroom in New York City
• My ideal bathroom
• I have to go to the bathroom
• Soliciting homosexual intercourse in the stalls of public bathrooms
• bathroom basketball
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• Public bathroom science
• Random Hall Bathroom Server
• How to clean a bathroom
• Greta Garbage's Outrageous Bathroom Book
• Great American Bathroom Book
• In the bathrooms and the bad motels
• bathroom poetry
• Dealing with foggy bathroom mirrors
• U.S. Government Standard Bathroom Malodor
• Lavisarin vs. The Bathroom door: An Inspiring Tale of a New Age Hero
• Leave your ego at home in the bathroom mirror
• Bathroom Suicide
• Bathroom (user)
• Prone on the bathroom floor, realising that heartbreak has a physical manifestation
• Music was better in the old days
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Better luck next time
• better half
• For Better or For Worse
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Know me better, and love me better
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• It's better to have loved and lost
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• You had better...!!!
• Making a Better Plastic Cup

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