Findings:

• I Touch Myself
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• I put away childish things, like myself
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Like
• Smells Like Teen Spirit
• breeding like rabbits
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Trip Like I Do
• Tastes like chicken
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• Head Like a Hole
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• I never thought it would be like this
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• It's Like, You Know...
• Take it like a man
• Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
• hung like a horse
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Cake Like
• Making like the rabbits
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Spies Like Us
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Party Like It's 1499
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• I do not like doctors
• like an ashtray
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• In like Flynn
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Driven Like the Snow
• The future like a corpse in snow
• Run Like Hell
• I like monkeys
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• like ships in the night
• insulting people you like
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
• like this
• Like a Dream
• Like a Dream (2)
• My heart is like the sun
• As You Like It
• Why I like New Mexico
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• food fight
• out like a light
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• i like my body when it is with your
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• As You Like It I.i
• As You Like It I.ii
• As You Like It I.iii
• As You Like It II.i
• As You Like It II.ii
• As You Like It II.iii
• As You Like It II.iv
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• Like Cockatoos
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Like nailing jelly to a tree
• Like a Rolling Stone
• Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
• Fuck like bunnies
• Japanese people like to play games
• Never look like you're staring
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• I don't see like you
• Like tears in rain
• joy is like curing hiccups
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You like me, you really like me!
• Why men like women's breasts
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Like Water for Chocolate
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• The universe is flickering like my television set
• I like cock
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils
• Act like you know
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• I like cheese
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Urinating like a woman
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• Describing feelings with words is like playing the piano with a baseball bat
• Noding is like writing poetry
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• Blue smells like fresh
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• curved penis
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• I don't like moving.
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Like A Friend
• Throws like a girl
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Sweating like a whore in church
• Why poems are like babies...
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Like no place else
• Be a model or just look like one
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Why is a pregnant cow like Monaghan?
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• I Like Traffic Lights
• treat every moment like it's your last
• How to smoke crack like a pro
• Bend like the reed
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• what would you like?
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• It's, like, yawn; superfuckin' yawn
• I like to take up space
• Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink

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