Findings:

• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Waking up next to EDB
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Up early for court
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• Waking Up in the Psychedelic Emergency Room
• Waking up next to your Valentine
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• The long waking up
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• waking up at school
• Waking Up God
• Somebody Set Us Up
• I wake up so energized
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• So I wake up
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
• Tired of Waking Up Tired
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• Waking up in a cold room
• here's to waking up stronger
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Her hair, tangled
• when one of us woke early
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Save early, save often
• The early bird gets the worm
• Release early, release often
• Random Early Detection
• early memories
• early reader books
• Then: The Early Years
• Leg Early
• Star Wars - The Early Years
• How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
• As Adam Early in the Morning
• Early Frankish Empire
• A Convoluted History of Early Telecommunications
• Little kids = early acid trips
• Early Christian Creeds
• Early Modern Period
• Sumer, Early Egypt and Writing
• I liked their early stuff
• Early Bird
• Early American Immigration
• An early glimpse of Lincoln's views on slavery, March 3, 1837
• Early childhood memories
• Abuses of the Catholic Church in the Early Modern Period
• Distant Early Warning
• Early Sunday morning
• Early entrance college programs
• Early Entrance Program at CSULA
• Early Classroom Materials 1975-1988 : Pertinent Background Information
• early binding
• Early One Morning
• Light rain at early dawn
• Early American foreign affairs
• early (user)
• Early Dynastic I
• Jubal Early
• Wispy beams of early light
• By the dawn's early light
• early intervention
• Early African Civilisation
• Scotland in early times
• early post
• Crisis theory of early modern Europe
• early genes
• Early Modern English inflections
• Early Sexuality
• Early English Saints
• The Early Purges
• The early decline of Soviet Communism
• OHM: The Early Gurus Of Electronic Music
• The Early life of Cyrus
• Early Wynn
• Early Canadian film
• Learning Early
• Early pregnancy loss
• Early American Furniture
• Early action
• Theories of Religion in Early 20th Century Psychology
• The Early History of Rome
• Anti-Jewish legislation in early medieval Spain
• Early American Chrononauts
• The Earlies
• Early childhood brain development
• Philosophy in early modern astronomy
• Early Paleo Period
• The 'Gospel of Wealth' in early modern Japanese urban culture
• Early Modern English
• Early Journey (user)
• The Church of England and the early Tudors
• The Church of England and the early Stuarts
• Early queen moves
• How to give thanks for an early winter
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Hybrid Vigor: The 'early modernity' of Tokugawa era Japan
• Early spring evening: loitering
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• The Girl As the Pursuer Early in the Relationship
• Early British Newspapers
• The early worm gets the bird
• early pregnancy symptom (user)
• Early Spider Orchid
• An early promotion to crone
• Early Times
• Early is on time, on time is late
• Early Years Foundation Stage
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Early Day Motion
• early morning
• A Land Between Waking and Sleep
• Early Americans Disliked Great Britain Exceedingly
• so far
• So Sue Me
• So it goes
• So
• Why we are so afraid
• It's so crazy it just might work
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• SOS
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Why do we treat them so well?
• so be it
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• You're so money
• Don't stand so close to me
• U2 Faraway So Close
• So close yet so far away
• As above, so below
• so good
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• every so often
• Why so Pale and Wan
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• so I land at LaGuardia
• And so it goes

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