Findings:

• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• we do not give what we want to take
• we just can't give 'em away!
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Just Do It
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• just because they never bothered to really do
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Just give him the damned fish
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Just dead, barren walls. Nobody's listening.
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Uncle Robin's Advice for Lovelorn Geeks
• medical advice
• Urban Ritual
• Advice on Choosing a Username
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• sage advice
• Words of advice for young noders
• The best interview advice I received
• advice for a personal weblog
• John Irving's advice to writers
• Vaguely valid advice to prospective weight trainers
• Advice for using customer service
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• advice for surviving finals week
• Some modest advice for graduate students
• Letter of advice to Queen Victoria
• Miss Anthropy's Advice to the Lovelorn
• Most dating advice is as accurate as a Medieval medicine text
• Advice to new smokers
• Advice to nude smokers
• Advices and Queries
• Advice for engineering students
• Improving your chess game
• Staying in a Hotel, advice from an ex-Janitor
• Advice on buying used Apple hardware
• Dating Advice
• fatherly advice
• Advice on buying used furniture
• Gentle Advice From A (Former) Lawyer
• Ambiguous advice
• Advice to young science fiction, fantasy, and horror writers
• The Consumer’s Guide to Effective Environmental Choices: Practical Advice from the Union of Concerned Scientists
• Humble Petition and Advice
• Everything2 Copyright and Fair Use FAQ
• Words of Advice
• advice for young
• Advice for buying a used Sun system
• Advice for buying a used Silicon Graphics system
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Lucy's Writing Advice (category)
• Advice animal
• Writing Advice (category)
• Scattershot Life Advice from an Ex-Cynic
• Advice to Crisis Line Operators
• advice to a college daughter
• Chord's standard gift-giving advice
• Nothing More Valuable Than Good Advice
• always
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• First and Last and Always
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• Alway
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I always assume innocence
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Always for the first time
• always on
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Grass is always Greener over the Septic Tank
• It's always night-time on the moon
• Men did not always like large breasts
• May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
• The customer is always right
• You always hurt the one you love
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The door is always open
• The Road Always Taken
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• you always left quietly
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
• Always winter and never Christmas
• I will always be weird inside
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• what is good is not always right
• Always on top
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Life isn't always precious
• The snow globe always shatters
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win
• Always have a backup
• the first time always sucks
• Thus Always To Tyrants
• I can always hope
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• Always on My Mind
• Last year was always better
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• first impressions don't always count
• The majority is always wrong

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