Findings:

• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• You, standing
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• You can do anything
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• The Customer is Always Wrong
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• I'll do anything to pass
• I have always hated begonias
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Why males have nipples
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• The movies always get it wrong
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Do what you have to do
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• A reason to do something
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I have always been burning
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd Do Anything
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Something, anything, nothing
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Always have a backup
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• How do we find the very best clock?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• you can always find a razor lying in the road
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• The majority is always wrong
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Why do children have to die?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• I don't believe in anything
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Not that there's anything wrong with that
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Be something... be anything other than this
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• why I think I can't do anything
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• I didn't always have this cool job
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• infinity isn't anything until you are among the stars searching for something you lost
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• The way things have always been done
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Do something
• Do I want anything?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• You Do Something To Me
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• We'll always have Paris
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• If you can say something nice, do
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Things to do with hair you find in your drain
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties

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