Findings:

• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Video Games Influence You More Than You Think
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• better off with him than here with me
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Do you think it's me?
• Tell Me What You Think
• Windows ME: The Virus Addition
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Treatment of corporations
• your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• More Alive Than Me
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Windows ME
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You are smarter than us
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• The beer is stronger than you think
• Smarter than the average bear
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• where does that leave me?
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• What RU-486 means to me
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Do you think you could love me now?
• What Everything does better than anything else
• you make me think of death
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Better him than me
• It does not sing for me
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• think of me now
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Make Me Think
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• There is more of me than you imagine
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• You taught me more than hugging
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• People smarter than I am.
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Riff Raff is a lot smarter than you
• Smarter than a brick?
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• That which does not kill me...
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• Television does more than rot your brain
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• Size does matter
• Why the sun shines
• Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
• Jane Doe
• Nobody Does It Better
• MTV sucks
• Does
• How Does Your Garden Grow?
• Microsoft does your mom
• Color does not exist
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• male masturbation
• Female masturbation
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• Mandibular block injection
• Does this ever go away?
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Windows Subsystem for Linux
• What does your hometown smell like?
• Where does the money come from?
• What does God need with a starship?
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Why does ice float?
• To which side does your penis lean?
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Why does a bull buck?
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
• Does hate scare people?
• Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
• Mrs Doe Pee
• The "future" does not exist
• Does Santa exist?
• Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Pretty is as pretty does
• The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
• she does not know how much I need this
• Wherefore does not mean where
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• What a computer does well
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• Does cruise control work in reverse?
• Difference in mass does affect acceleration
• How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• EGBDF
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Does Lou Reed still crossdress?
• infinity does a handstand

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