Findings:

• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• So you want to be a waitress
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• you have to be kidding
• painting stars that have come to be
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• so be it
• If you would be so kind
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• I used to have so many dreams
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• So mote it be
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• What does it mean to be free?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have lost many things, so many
• So does this count as a three-way or...
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Art has an actual purpose
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• What it's like to be in love
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• So you want to be evil
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• It's so cool to be denied
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• So her hat does not blow away
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So you don't have to
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Does the sun have a mother?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• You're too young to be so old
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• i have been burning for so long
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• So you want to be a star?
• You could be so delicious
• you have to be close to catch it
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So you want to be a DJ?
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• So you want to be a composer
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI

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