Findings:

• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• don't kill your clients
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Know your pets
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• And I don't even know their names
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• more often than not
• the bullet that killed the poet
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Capitalize, please
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• audience
• live studio audience
• general audience
• target audience
• audience fragmentation
• Medieval Masculinity and the Modern Film Audience
• captive audience
• so expendable in their memory
• Audience identification
• My "audience" with the Gypsy King
• imaginary audience
• Audience costs in the terrorist theatre
• dreams desire no audience
• An acoustic set, played for an audience of one.
• audience (user)
• audience participation
• Audience cost
• The Extroverted Feeler learns to pick his audience
• Misery always has an Audience
• The narcissism of the performer is less than the narcissism of the audience
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't feed the bears
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath

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