Findings:

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't Make Me Think
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't leave me alone
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Don't go into the basement
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Brown Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't Blame Me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Don't call me Debbie
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't tread on me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
• Don't wait up for me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Dead languages don't change
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Give Me Names
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Arguments don't change minds
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• White Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Can't change me
• Don't slip into depression
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• the way you don't look at me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Don't Tell Me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Don't @ me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• don't blame me for your anger
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• words hiss into me
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• St. Peter don't you call me
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't call me white
• some things change, and some things don't
• customers don't trust me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't call me Asian
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tell me everything
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• They Don't Want Me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't send me roses
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• You see, my son, here time changes into space
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Dont come near me (user)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't let me die nervous
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Don't tell me about her
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.

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