Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie

• I spend 8 hours a day with Jeannie, and about 3 hours a day with my girlfriend.
• I've been with Jeannie for 6 years now. I've been with my girlfriend only a year and a half.
• I love Jeannie's bottom line.
• I love to play with Jeannie.
• I've performed with Jeannie.
• I've been in all the positions with Jeannie.
• I pop Jeannie's G-string.
• Sometimes I turn Jeannie on.
• Usually Jeannie is passive, but sometimes I let her be active.
• I slap Jeannie around.
• Sometimes I even open-hand slap Jeannie.
• I use the three-finger technique with Jeannie.
• Usually, two fingers are enough, though.
• I can make Jeannie make a low humming sound.
• I can make Jeannie make a high pitched squeal.

P.S. Jeannie is my 4-string fretted Fender Jazz Bass (with active pickups).