Findings:

• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• play dumb
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• we can all just be around other people
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• I Might Be Wrong
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Get the fuck out of my office
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Who Will Be There
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• What the American people want politics to be
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Get out of jail free card
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Get out the crying towel
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• The end will be a sellout
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The right to be wrong
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The man who refused to be King
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• How Not to be Wrong
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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