Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Why should he have to choose between a writer and a dancer when he could have both?"

• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• he would have laughed
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• he would have cried
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Could have beens, should have beens
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He's been places they have not.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• you can't have it both ways
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• When he became an old man
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Stoned music memories
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Could I Have Been?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• When living we have need of Death
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Front porch, what should have been said
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• It could have been me
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Could you have danced with me?
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Movies that should have been books first
• the dreams that should have died
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When I have female children
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I could have been one of a two
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Astro City #5
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I could have been Canadian
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Penis for a day
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• How could you ever have enough?
• consoles should have trackballs
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• How we could still have a President Trump
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Tools everyone should have
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I should have danced with you
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• a dozen books I should have read you
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• We're trying to have a baby
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why males have nipples
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• When again between cities was comfortable and right

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