Findings:

• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• They asked me to write a letter
• My first comet
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Ask me about Loom
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Ask Me Why
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• tell me a story about lesbians
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about clouds
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Britain Entering World War I
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Oliphaunt
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• a mad little song about madness
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about trains
• You, standing
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Tell me a story about drains
• Fifty one words about love
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Somebody once asked me...
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• One good thing about gangs
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Mad as Hell about the DMCA
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Nobody writes poetry about science
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Don't tell me about her
• Songs About Fucking
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Tell me a story about cranes
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• One point five words about love
• Tell me a story about rains
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Go write a book about it
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• let me ask (user)
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• She asked me to read her a poem
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• One Man Asked In Anger
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask Me Anything
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• Tell me about your secret places
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me about your faith
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• This song I wrote about Sheila
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• O tell me the truth about love
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell me a story about brains
• Nobody writes poetry about financial security
• Song About a Pencil on a Bus for Jen
• What a Shame About Me
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about mains
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• It's a song about a girl
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• the one about the teddy bears
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• show me what the world is all about
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• Don't talk about me behind my back

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