Findings:

• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Would you like to try a sample?
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• what would you like?
• I would like to buy you a drink
• I would like to bring you here
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• sounds like an affliction
• If you would like to contact DMan
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• I would like to see your little bits
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Half-sour pickle
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Sounding like a child
• Would you like an OS with that?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I would like to have emotions
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• want me like time
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Would you like fries with that?
• This is what it sounds like
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• I want to create a mystery like that
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Mind without body
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I would like
• Would you like to know more?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Just to see what it would be like
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• They'd smell what body to body sounds like
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• This Sounds Like Goodbye
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Electro-tango sounds like elevator music
• Much like what music wants to be
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• How to Sound Like Vangelis
• I like the sound of my own voice
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• the wind sounds like rain today
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• Would you want to live there?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• I never thought it would be like this
• The Last Angel of History
• Get drunk on History
• art history
• revisionist history
• Future History
• History Repeats Itself
• go down in history
• A People's History of the United States
• social history
• church history
• First date in history
• American Association for History and Computing
• philosophy of history
• The Past through Tomorrow: "Future History" Stories
• History of The Doors
• csh history idioms
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Medieval European History
• Field Museum of Natural History
• The History of the CIA World Factbook
• History of the nWo
• Documentary History of Western Civilization
• A brief history of books
• Tanks: A Brief History and Hunting Guide
• A Convoluted History of Early Telecommunications
• Communist warping of history
• US Naval History
• You mean the me that you would be
• oral history
• AP European History
• family history
• Kabbalah FAQ III
• A Brief History of New York City's Early Graffiti
• A Brief History of Computing
• The History of Whittington
• The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus
• The History of Jack the Giant-Killer
• World History Calendar
• History of Windows
• Sugar packet history factoids
• history palette
• History of the GNU Software Project and the Free Software Foundation
• The Frontier in American History
• Making History
• Jane's Military History Nodes
• Survivors of the Shoah Visual History Foundation
• A history of Chinese Immigration to Oregon
• A history of Chinese Immigration to Oregon -- References
• A history of Chinese Immigration to Oregon -- Conclusion
• A history of Chinese Immigration to Oregon -- The Chinese in Eastern Oregon
• A history of Chinese Immigration to Oregon -- The Chinese in Portland
• A History of Chinese Immigration to Oregon -- Motivations for Migration: push and pull
• History of Beer Brewing
• Unnatural History II
• Unnatural History
• sexual history
• Idea for a Universal History with Cosmopolitan Purpose: Introduction
• Idea for a Universal History with Cosmopolitan Purpose: First Principle
• Idea for a Universal History with Cosmopolitan Purpose: Second Principle
• Idea for a Universal History with Cosmopolitan Purpose: Third Principle
• AP Art History
• Credit History
• A History of Censorship
• Progressive History X
• Many histories interpretation
• Slashdot History of the World
• Geisha: The Secret History of a Vanishing World
• History and Development of the Banjo in the U.S.
• Men Who Dig Up History
• The Natural History

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