Findings:

• Learn how to swear in different languages
• Reasons that the English language is hard to learn
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Will I ever know?
• Is language innate or learned?
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• The two essential phrases to learn in other languages
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• How to Choose the Best Programming Language to Learn for 2016
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Robots Will Learn to Love Again
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Now more than ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• All I ever wanted to be
• Ever Onward
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• If I ever lose my legs
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.

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