Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Will I go blind/bald/insane/grow hair on my palms/penis turn black and fall off from masturbating?"

• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Go Blind
• Black turtlenecks and bald heads
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• I will go furious, you know
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• When good cats go bald
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• LODIS's fatal exception (error) and fall from power
• SciFiQuest 3021: The Quest From the Black Lagoon
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• water from a fish tank makes your cannabis grow faster
• running from a blind person's perspective
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• How to grow your hair long
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• O blind cupidity, O wrath insane
• We danced on the day that the sky turned black
• Fall From Grace
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Before a Long Fall from a Castle Spire
• The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• First to Fall, and Never Again. Learnt my Lesson from the King of Pain.
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Where do we go from here?
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• Black Suits from Outer Space
• go fast, turn left
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane
• Before the sky turned black
• The Creature from the Black Lagoon
• Fall down go boom
• Shit or Go Blind
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Hearse black hair
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• That frost will not fall
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• silence will fall
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• Black is the Colour of my True Love's Hair
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• even if you fall from an impossible challenge,
• Shoo Cat, Go down from the Table!
• From Here We Go Sublime
• Mice will continue to dream of Cats shedding claws from radiation sickness
• Improving your chess game
• On the wire I will not fall
• stepping away from the computer, to go camping
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• only then will we be safe from each other
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• From Little Things Big Things Grow
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Songs From the Black Hole
• You Will Go to the Moon
• will you take me with you when you go?
• when you go, i will go
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Your hair has turned white
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Final Fantasy Vocal Collections II: Love Will Grow
• Final Fantasy: Love Will Grow
• This will go down on your permanent record
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• The same black hair, the same red lips
• Notes from the little black book
• The Bald Soprano
• The Bald Man and the Fly
• Bald Man (user)
• Charles the Bald
• Is the king of France bald?
• Bald Wookie (user)
• Rapunzel-the BALD (user)
• Bald Rick and The Cunning Plans
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• one bald guy (user)
• Bald Knobbers
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• Bald Bull
• Frank Black
• Black Dog Games
• black art
• black magic
• black and white
• black helicopters
• blacks
• Black metal
• black hardware
• Big Black
• Black Flag
• Djarum Blacks
• Black Rod
• Fade to Black
• Black Fist Critic
• Black English
• Black Adder
• Black Mountain Review
• black helicopter
• Black Coffee
• Godspeed You! Black Emperor
• Black squirrel
• The Man in Black
• Out of the blue and into the black
• Black Orpheus
• Black Hills
• black jeans
• Black Hole Sun
• black cat
• Black ice
• Black hat
• Black Annis
• Black Jack
• The Black Knight
• Overexcited Southern black preacher
• Black Dwarf
• black bile
• black pudding
• Black cohosh
• Black salts
• Black vomit
• Black wash
• Brunswick black
• Frankfort black
• Yuengling Black and Tan
• The Little Black Boy
• Why are there Black Vulcans?
• black eye
• Black Friday
• Black Magic Woman
• black tar heroin

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