Findings:

• Boys will be boys
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This love will be your downfall.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I will be silent as I wait
• Squids will be Squids
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• It will be good when I am leader
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• You will be assimilated
• I will not be voting
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Carl Everett
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• On the comet there will be much pie
• The revolution will not be televised
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The next life will be better
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Marks which will never be broken
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• They will not be named!
• the world will be remade in our image
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It will never be just you
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I will not be late anymore
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I will always be weird inside
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Someday, I will be strong
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• What life after death will really be like
• there will be a last
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I will be light
• I will be your young sinner
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• There Will Be Blood
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be time
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Will I cease to be
• node that will be my legacy
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• all the cute guys will be there
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will be in my trailer!
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Will I be given that chance?
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• There will never be another you
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I will always be in the details
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If it be your will
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Everything will be alright
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead

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