Findings:

• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Will Hare
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• The Tortoise and the Hare
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Catch 22
• To catch my flailing second thoughts
• Catch
• Catch rope
• Tuna nets catch dolphins
• How to catch a snake
• Learn to catch
• How to catch a lasagna
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• As Kingfishers Catch Fire
• How to catch a fly
• Catch a Falling Star
• How to catch a fish with your bare hands
• How to catch a football
• Catch Me If You Can
• catch point
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Catch You Catch Me
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• A Catch
• Catch a Fire
• try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
• One way to catch a monkey
• you have to be close to catch it
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Happiness ... Is Not a Fish that You Can Catch
• catch and release
• catch an edge
• Big Bird's Egg Catch
• Just enough to catch a whiff of dying roses
• energy catch
• Collecting a clean catch urine
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Catch the Sperm
• Catching a squirrel
• How to catch a bat
• Catch of the day
• Catch on
• When a body catch a body
• How To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert
• How to catch a frog
• The Catch
• bullet catch
• Catch crop
• Catch title
• To catch a falling star
• To Catch a Predator
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• catch the bus
• catch (user)
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• fair catch kick
• Unable to catch
• Catch it. Bin it. Kill it.
• To Catch the Eagle
• I have to catch myself around you
• Catch a crab
• The Extroverted Feeler catches his first fish
• catch can
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Halt and Catch Fire
• the silicon and golden circuits catch our tones and echo back
• and the wind catches your feet
• And Still, My Breath Catches
• Hare Krishna
• Chief hare
• Hare
• Sea hare
• Water hare
• The Hares and the Frogs
• The Lion and the Hare
• The Hare and the Hound
• The Sparrow and the Hare
• The Hares and the Lions
• How a Fish swam in the Air and a Hare in the Water
• Hatley the Hare
• Potted Hare
• Burke and Hare
• March Hare (user)
• David Hare
• Hare Trimmed
• Long-Haired Hare
• Hispid hare
• R.M. Hare
• hare (user)
• Eastern Hare Wallaby
• O'Hare hedge
• Burke and Hare the Movie, starring Simon Pegg, as allegory for a corrupt system then and now
• Moon Splits Hare's Lip
• Tortoise
• Achilles and the Tortoise
• What the Tortoise Said to Achilles
• The Scorpion and the Tortoise
• Green Tortoise
• tortoise's head
• Greek tortoise
• African spur-thighed tortoise
• Spiritual Tortoise
• tortoise shell
• The Curse of the Tortoise
• The Tortoise
• tortoise (user)
• The Talkative Tortoise
• Russian tortoise
• Pump Up the Volume
• Grow up
• blow up
• UPS
• Up
• Kick it up a notch
• straight up
• bottled up
• Dead links in writeups
• Decide to clean yourself up
• hooking up
• Hurry up please it's time
• Up against the wall, motherfucker
• power up
• up quark
• Growing up

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