Findings:

• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• All black American flag
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Nothing outside the text will last
• American Flag Lapel Pin
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• American flag
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Ashes of American Flags
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• The Last Will and Testament of Alturus Portwick
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• Last American Hero
• How the American flag got raped
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Last Will and Testament
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Days to display the American flag
• American flag etiquette
• American Flagg
• Please don't bring your kids
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• How to burn an American flag
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• He will bring us goodness and light
• Joe Hill's Last Will
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The Last Will and Testament of Jake Thackray
• A hollow longing in her that will last
• Please do not bring me flowers
• How to fold and carry an American flag
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• there will be a last
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• The Last American Virgin
• The American Flag
• Last Great American Whale
• Trucker, a Portrait of the Last American Cowboy
• American
• American Culture
• American English
• American football
• Ugly Americans
• Young Americans for Freedom
• American Revolution
• Natural American Spirit
• American Bandstand
• American beer
• American Psycho
• American way
• American Literature
• Great American Beer Festival
• American Pie
• American work ethic
• American Atheists
• American Family Association
• American League
• American cars
• American Politics, American Mythology
• The Greatest American Hero
• American Dream
• American Film Institute
• American West
• An American Family
• Sam the American Eagle
• Native American
• American aspen
• American culture of fear
• American Graffiti
• American spelling
• American Medical Association
• American crossword
• Talking to Americans
• Interpretations of the lyrics to American Pie
• American Expeditionary Force
• American Samoa
• stupid American
• American girls are all so easy
• American Underworld Dictionary
• American Civil War
• American honey wine
• Indian policies of famous Americans
• Why is American cheese orange?
• American History X
• American Communication Network
• What the American people want politics to be
• Standard American English
• Standard African American English
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• South American Cheek Kiss
• American Museum of Natural History
• North American
• American style option
• The American Dream
• The Young Americans
• American Woman
• American Tabloid
• American Institute in Taiwan
• Why American women shave their legs
• American Kestrel
• Spanish-American War
• Commercialization of higher American education
• New American Standard Bible
• American rugby
• The American Republic
• Standard American Yellow Card
• The unique smell of American paper money
• "American Indians": Absurd liberal myth
• American Federation of Labor
• American plan
• American Protective Association
• American politics
• Hate crime hoaxes in American colleges
• American Aurora
• Racial Perceptions in Contemporary America
• American mastiff
• My understanding of Americans is based on the Jerry Springer Show
• American Turkey
• Who's Who Among American High School Students
• American Sign Language
• American Contraction Reflex
• American acronymization reflex
• An American in Dublin
• origin of modern English names
• the origin of modern African American names
• The Oxford American
• When writers use Latin
• Americans' inability to distinguish between England and Britain
• Why the American Dream is the rest of the world's nightmare
• The Paranoid Style in American Politics
• American Movie
• An American Dream
• Red Dwarf: American Pilot
• The top secret of talking like an American
• American supremacy, arms sales and proliferation
• It's my right as an American
• Aspects of pagan mystery religions in American rave culture
• Young Americans
• Shanghai American School
• American McGee's Alice
• Americans are rude
• American Names
• World League of American Football
• A secret of American pronunciation: Letters 't' and 'd'
• American Bulldogs
• The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
• The American Story Project

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