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I wish I was in New Orleans
I wish I was a half of a two
Bullet Proof... I Wish I Was
I wish I was a fish
I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
I wish I was dead
I Wish My Brother George Was Here
I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
I wish I was carrying cigarettes
skinny dipping
Skinny
Skinny Legs and All
skinny dipping with Terence McKenna
What it's like to be skinny
Skinny people have it bad, too
Levez Vos Skinny Fists Comme Antennas To Heaven
Never trust a skinny chef
The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
lift yr. skinny fists like antennas to heaven!
the skinny
skinny tie
The good, the bad, and the skinny on hugs
the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
skinny me (user)
skinny (user)
skinny gals r gods! (user)
Send the sherbert to the skinny boy
lets get skinny (user)
skinny mini (user)
blonde, freckles, skinny, short
Check out my skinny thighs!
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What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
This wasn't how it was supposed to be
Descartes was wrong
Why was Cthulhu blue?
Kilroy was here
The Walrus was Paul
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Music was better in the old days
Vancouver, Washington
Was (Not Was)
the seven hills of Rome
No shit, there I was
It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
Here lies one whose name was writ in water
Why I was convinced I would die young
What I wrote when I was missing David
I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
"Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
A poem I wrote when I was 5
The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
And the sky was made of amethysts
Trompe
'T was
It was a dark and stormy night
That was a joke, son.
Man was created in God's image
I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
When I was your age
There was once a Man
I was a young boy that had big plans
It was you, Atthis
I was once stranded on a dessert island
Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
The day I realized what being alive was
If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
The world was designed for giant squid
That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
Just how perfect was Jesus?
Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
It was all God's fault
It was not a dream
It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
God was created in man's image
It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
Cybersex before it was cool
I was going to marry Marty
Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
Back when grunge was still cool
This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
I was once stranded on a desert island
Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
Amazon Gift WIsh List ♥ (registry)
There was a young lady of Riga
Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
I was aghast, yet intrigued
The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
I was into them after they were hip
I was taken by a honeymoon scam
Concrete, Washington
The Princess who was Hidden Underground
Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
How was your trip to London, Dan?
So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
There was a rose that faded young
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
I was promised flying cars
The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
What was the question?
Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
Once, everyone was a computer novice
when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
That Was Then, This is Now
if music was a woman you would have a mistress
There was a time when I was a better person
I was never any good at maths at school
I was a homeless bum
The train station was fucking freezing and
I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
Lando was supposed to die
I woke up and thought it was Saturday
When I Was One-and-Twenty
I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
I once was a clueless young noder
being a kid was great
Why Socrates was really executed
Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
There was this one great night at Alice's house,
Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
Jesus was Mexican
Leather-bound organizer
I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
Conrad's dirigible was tipping
Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
Is And Is Not As It Was
In the Beginning was the Command Line
I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
What was left after the party
I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was

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