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• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• will you take me with you when you go?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• You will not remember me at all
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Paint Me the End of an Era
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• Tell Me What
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Why tell me that?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• animal heads on the wall
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• Though you can tell me
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• The new Burger King X-Treme Double Cheeseburger
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Next time you leave me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Tell me another lie
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• You always feel it when I go
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Banging your head against a wall
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
• This is my truth tell me yours
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Tell me a story about rains
• Me and Edith Head
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• May those who are born after me
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You tell me this is God?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• feline allergies
• tell me the truth
• When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Things that make me feel feminine
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• That's me inside your head
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Tell me a story about trains
• When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• When your presents give me hives
• My first comet
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Don't tell me everything
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• If No One Will Love Me
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.

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