Findings:
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
- house wizard
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- attention span
- Attention
- All attention is good attention.
- attention to detail
- short attention span
- Attention deficit disorder
- Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
- My experiment in not paying attention to numbers
- love vs. my attention span
- The evil practice of narcotherapy for attention deficit
- How to attract the attention of wait staff
- attention economy
- A baby's eyes attract attention like television
- Attention Slut
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- attention unit
- Attention Scum
- Attention seeker
- hunger for attention
- Phylactery of Monstrous Attention
- Short Attention Span Theater
- How to get a girl's attention
- Attention has been paid
- Treatment options for Attention Deficit Disorder
- Attention Conservation Notice
- shortcut attention span (document)
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- The unfortunate attentions of Mr. Guntherson
- Attention must be paid
- Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
- Dialogues you can use to draw attention to your muscular arms
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- Driving without due care and attention
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- His attention to my attention
- Fire's attention
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- I am the question. Unanswered. Demanding attention
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- if you're not paying attention, you're lost
- some boys need a little more attention
- All you need is attention and ...
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- Contradictions don't exist
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't fuck llamas
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- The Wizard and the Years
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't call it San Fran
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- I don't like moving.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't forget the toes
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- I don't want to die
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Don't lie. Ever.
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