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• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I have just been shot
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I would like to have emotions
• What have you been smoking?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Career-limiting move
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• You stole what they would have given you
• you have never been safe
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• i have been burning for so long
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I know I have been dreaming
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• It must have rained or something
• just to have some human contact
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Movies that should have been books first
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• What Might Have Been
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• He's been places they have not.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• What pornos would have us believe
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• You, standing
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I could have been Canadian
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Shit-jobs and What-the-fuck Career Moves
• I could have been one of a two
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• For God's sake, just have another election
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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