Findings:

• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Life without music would be a mistake
• eternity would be boring
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• That I Would Be Good
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Chant and be Happy
• You mean the me that you would be
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• The Ten Commandments revised
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• That would be me
• I never thought it would be like this
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you would be so kind
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Only her hands would give her away
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• A whimper would be fine
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• If you would be seated
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I would know right away that it's you.
• Should I be happy?
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The weft, the fabric yet to be, stretches away.
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Mind without body
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• The Man Who Would Be King
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Just to see what it would be like
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• not to be taken away
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• it would be hilarious if only
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• That Would Be Enough
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Be Quiet and Drive (Far away)
• take me away
• away
• Go Away
• /away
• The one that got away
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Does this ever go away?
• What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• The Songs That Got Away
• I put away childish things, like myself
• How to lie and get away with it
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Far, Far Away
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Cast Away
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Far away from home
• Fly Away (user)
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• When the boss is away...
• Away to me
• Oh! Snatched Away in Beauty's Bloom
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• The server giveth, and the server taketh away
• First Christmas Away From Home
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Walking Away
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Haul Away Joe
• Heaven is High and the Emperor is Far Away
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Don't Go Away
• Moving Away
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies

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