Findings:
- I wish you would talk to me
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- listen()
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- I'm not drinking any more
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Please, Call me Honky
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- Lady Love Me (One More Time)
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- That would be me
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- please forgive me (user)
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Please do not bring me flowers
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- The more one talks, the less the words mean
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Please help me!
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Silence is more wounding than any word
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- Please stop annoying me
- Strangers talk to me
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Please Please Me
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Tell me more
- Please please please let me get what I want
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- please let me in (user)
- A more delicate and biddable me
- hurt me more (user)
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- More Alive Than Me
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- call me garbage one more time
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Got any ID please?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Would you like to know more?
- Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- Please God, make me a stone.
- talk to me not the computer
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- Please Kill Me
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Someone please kill me
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Talk to me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- Give me a moment, please
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- My Thermos talks to me
- Come Talk To Me
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
- Please Don't Bury Me
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- let me speak please (user)
- talk me (user)
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- let me talk (user)
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- You taught me more than hugging
- There is more of me than you imagine
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Any time! Anywhere!
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- Gym equipment
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
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