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• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• anyone could be your brand new love
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• You could be so delicious
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• you just might be evil
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• It will never be just you
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• We could all be blind
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• you could be asking questions
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• It Could Always Be Worse
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• The mountain could be home
• Let's just be friends
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• She could be a businesswoman
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• Could Be Anywhere
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• The best kind of bartender
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Things that could be
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• University students can be really stupid
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If I could be someone
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Just to see what it would be like
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• may their names be sung forever
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• Just be home in time for supper
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• I just want to be a drummer
• Be a model or just look like one
• Just Be
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Germany could not be appeased
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• All we need is just to be
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• we can all just be around other people
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I wouldn't be.

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