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"XP for Nothing"
Parody of Dire Strait's Money for Nothing
By CaptainSpam and atesh

I want my...
I want my Everything...


Now look at them noders, that's the way you do it
You make the writeups on the Everything.
That ain't workin', that's the way you node it
XP for nothin' and the C!hings for free.
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you cool it
Lemme tell ya, dem bones ain't dumb
Maybe get a little visit from the Death Borg
Maybe get some blisters on your thumb

We gotta install 'Getting To Know You's
Random bitching, all da-a-a-a-ay
We gotta remove these higher powers
We gotta stop Word Galaxy

See the little Crafter with the C!hings and the votes
Yeah, buddy, that's his own node-fu
That little Crafter got his own homenode pic
That little Crafter he's a Editor!

We gotta install 'Getting To Know You's
Random bitching, all da-a-a-a-ay
We gotta remove these higher powers
We gotta stop Word Galaxy

I shoulda learned to node for the ages
I shoulda learned to node them songs
Look at that mama, she got it tickin' in the chatter
Man, we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Cool Man Eddie's message?
Bangin' on the keyboard like a man on SOY!
That ain't noding, that's the way you do it
Get your XP for nothin' and the C!hings for free.

We gotta install 'Getting To Know You's
Random bitching, all da-a-a-a-ay
We gotta remove these higher powers
We gotta stop Word Galaxy

Now that ain't working, that's the way you node it
You make the writeups on the Everything
That ain't noding, that's the way you cool it
XP for nothin' and your C!hings for free
XP for nothin' and C!hings for free

I want my...
I want my...
I want my Everything...

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