Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Something I Can Never Have
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- They have taken enough
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- Never chew on a soda can tab
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You never can tell
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- They could have saved Kevin
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- That which I should have done I did not do
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- They have no bones.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- You can never really escape the fire
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Questions we will never have answers to
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Can I have a light?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- can you get enough of me?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- we can give up, but the world never will
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- Dogs and cats used to have jobs
- I have had enough of Survivor
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Dogs that have owned me
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- They must have faces
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I have never
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- People want what they cannot have
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I have never felt more alive
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Using a command line
- You stole what they would have given you
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- How could you ever have enough?
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- They Have a Word for It
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- you never can tell with bees
- can you teach an old dog new tricks?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- You can never go home again
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Knowledge can never be certain
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
- You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
- I never bend what I can break
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- You can never get away from yourself
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
- you can never quarantine the past
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
- Enough to cobble a dog
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- We have had enough of your beige
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- Astro City #5
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
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