Findings:

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• They have taken enough
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Something I Can Never Have
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Using a command line
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• You never can tell
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Things never were what they used to be
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You stole what they would have given you
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They didn't have the heart
• I Have Never Known a World
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Enough to cobble a dog
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• How could you ever have enough?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Seven words you can never say on television
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
• We have had enough of your beige
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I have never felt more alive
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You can never get away from yourself
• You can never go home again
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• I have never
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• can you teach an old dog new tricks?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• They could have saved Kevin
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• You can never really escape the fire
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - Beijing
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• just because they never bothered to really do
• they never found the body
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• you can never quarantine the past
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• can you get enough of me?
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - Sydney
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I never bend what I can break
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• That which I should have done I did not do
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - London
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?

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