Findings:

• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• so save me (user)
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Don't stand so close to me
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• So, what's the problem with me?
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Get it off me!
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Me So Horny
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• feline allergies
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• So much it scares me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• i require so little to sustain me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Please please please let me get what I want
• (Come get me).
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• The things that get me (barely) through
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• When did the World get so old?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Get back to me
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• So Sue Me
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• can you get enough of me?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• So help me God
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• You were always so good to me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• me so cute (user)
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Gravity really gets me down
• get off me
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• it gets thick
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Get hip
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• Humanity, Fuck Yeah!
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever

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