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• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• Life Is Worth Living
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• If I was beautiful like you
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• It started like this
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• It was better before they came
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• The last cigarette before you start smoking again
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• I Liked Booze before It Went Mainstream
• What if architecture was like web design?
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I was a witch in a past life
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Things to consider before embarking on life in a virtual universe
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Life, or something like it
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• Before you, there was me
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When Life Agrees With Us
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• Life is like a boat
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• With him it was always like
• Before Time Was
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Living Like Weasels
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• My life closed twice before its close
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Before the World was Made
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• I've been living my life half asleep
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• I will not spend my life like this
• What life after death will really be like
• When life gives you shit
• When life changes forever
• Where Once Life Was
• This Was Your Life
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Start a new life
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• Stoned music memories
• When life gives you lemons
• At the start of it, before the falling down
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Living The Bohemian Life
• For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• When life gives you demons...
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Before she started smoking
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Unknowingly, you are living in a "Word World", as in a fictitious life in a counterfeit nation
• Life is Like the Ocean
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• After living a life in darkness, the first steps into the light are the hardest to bear.
• Life before death
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• i like my body when it is with your
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• What if the universe is like the Game of Life?
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• When you blow out like a dead star
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When I get like this
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• There was a time before

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