Findings:

• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Khaled Islambouli
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Notes from the Road: I-80 West, Jersey to Nevada (Iowa excluded)
• i am both removed from it, and a part of it
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• I am taking the silence as a yes
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
• Houston, we have a problem
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Stoned music memories
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I am not a physiognomist and it brings cultural problems
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• What I have learned from being fired
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• You don't have any real problems
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• I think therefore I am
• I am not making this up
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• What am I, chopped liver?
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I am well. And you?
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG

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