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• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• You can do anything
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• OH YES YOU DO
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• My kisses, they do not fade
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• why I think I can't do anything
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• B Battery
• Now you do what they told ya
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I'll do anything to pass
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• they carry but they do not understand
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• Do aliens exist?
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• I'd Do Anything
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Ground rush
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• What do stars do? They shine.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Do I want anything?
• Live Era '87-'93
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• I don't believe in anything
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• They didn't have the heart
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Redundancy in DNA
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Do You Remember Once...
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• And They Didn't Die
• just because they never bothered to really do
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• The goggles, they do nothing
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• That was a joke, son.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I didn't change anything!
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Alien
• Alien 3
• Aliens
• Alien Fashion Show
• Calhoun Alien Disc
• Alien Gonzalez
• Alien Skin
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• Alien Conspiracy (user)
• Alien from L.A.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Amanda and the Alien
• A word from anyone's alien
• Alien Dreamtime
• Alien Crossfire
• Alien Breed
• Alien Breed '92
• Alien Breed 2
• alien secretion
• My Stepmother Is An Alien
• We would probably not understand alien life
• alien hand syndrome
• Alien Voices
• Alien Crime Syndicate
• Alien Storm
• Super Alien Probotector
• Alien: Resurrection
• Alien Lanes
• Alien Soldier
• Alien Registration Act of 1940
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Huge Space Alien Crack House
• Alien Autopsy
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Aliens Special Edition
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• alien registration card
• Alien Protein
• Alien Antfarm
• Alien Ant Farm
• super mutant morph ranger alien killer commando ninja death troopers
• Superman/Aliens
• Poem about unseen aliens
• Alien Porn
• Alien Sex
• Aliens: An E2 SF Anthology (category)
• Ancient Aliens
• God is an alien

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