Findings:

• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Questions I have had today
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• if you have had your midnights
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• We have had enough of your beige
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have had enough of Survivor
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• The best teacher I ever had
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I had my balls shaved
• had a few
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• i had a dream about the future
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I Had Always Known
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• If I Had the World to Give
• These are the memories I never had
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• They Had No Poet
• Houston, we've had a problem
• The Spirit had other plans
• I almost had to wait
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• My mistress had a little dog
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• Had I not seen the Sun
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• If I Had a Hammer
• I've had you here before
• Allah Had No Son
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You Had It Coming
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I had been hungry all the years
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• We had a record label
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Best smoke I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The best I never had
• The Fun They Had
• I had a brother, once
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?

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