Findings:
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm drowning and you're describing the water
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Even permutations are not odd
- I'm OK, You're OK
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- This sentence is in English while you're not looking
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- I'm glad you're here.
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- odd or even
- Five is both even and odd
- You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- Gettin' in over My Head
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
- keep an eye on things while i'm gone
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- gettin your groove on
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- Never whistle while you're pissing
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Even better than the real thing
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Now I, even I, would celebrate...
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
- Even
- not even wrong
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- not even thirty
- Even my faults he adores
- "42" is even to any base
- Even if we're not together
- In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
- I can't find my feeding tube
- Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
- Even the dead will not be safe
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
- the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
- Even from the East German judge!
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- even the fool
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Even In Dreams
- Even Years Ago
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- Even nerds need people skills
- Even In The Torrent's Rage
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- Even the moon was wrong
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- even function
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Even in the Quietest Moments
- Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- kiss, even
- even number
- Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Even things as amazing as stars burn out
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Even cannibals get the blues
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
- That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
- Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
- Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
- Even aan mijn moeder vragen
- Groups of even order
- Even the moon likes to change her colors
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I still don't even know you
- Even death is beautiful
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- Even In Death
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Even trees die
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
- Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
- Even Johansen
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- Even the Queen
- even steven (user)
- Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- Even death requires an essay
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- what is this i don't even
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- even my socks
- even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
- And I don't even know their names
- Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
- It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
- To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Even the trees here are scrappy
- Even monochrome is not so simple
- Round half to even
- Even the tides have more friends than you
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