Findings:
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- You're pretty when you cry
- You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
- You know you're in the SCA when
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Things men want when they're drunk
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm always breathless when you call
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- When you're dead, you're dead
- I'm drowning and you're describing the water
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Swing when you're winning
- I'll explain it when you're older
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- I'm never getting drunk again
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- You're such a pretty girl
- Time flies when you're having fun
- When you're home alone
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- You're never around when I need you
- Sing when you're winning
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- I know more when I'm alone
- I walk around when I'm high
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm OK, You're OK
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- I'm glad you're here.
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- The creed of the seamstress is that you're pretty in pieces
- When I'm at my computer.
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're alone
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- when you're ready to touch me again
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When You're Evil
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- Only when you're older
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- You know you're a geek when...
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- get drunk
- Getting drunk with editor powers
- Girl drink drunk
- dry drunk
- coding drunk
- A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Sir, you are drunk!
- Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
- Drunk and Wondering
- I was very, very drunk
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- punch drunk
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
- drunken wasps
- Drunk as a skunk
- Music to get drunk to
- The Drunk Joke
- Drunk, fix later
- The Drunk (user)
- Punch-Drunk Love
- drunk barbie (user)
- Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
- Blood drunk
- drunk on the tiniest pivot
- Drunk History
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
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