Findings:

• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• why am i me, and you're you?
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• So much it scares me
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• You're not the boss of me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• If you're hungry, blame me
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• You're like a brother to me
• Feed Me Weird Things
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
• clowns scare me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• when you're ready to touch me again
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
• youre losing me
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• Smile at guys, for me
• The Scared Weird Little Guys
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• That guy
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• Comic Book Guy
• Guy Kawasaki
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• The Humble Guys
• Family Guy
• The perfect guy
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• right guy
• tough guy
• The Cable Guy
• Guy Fawkes
• Guy Debord
• Guy Stevens
• Nice guys finish last
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Arcata Guy (user)
• Guy Dynamic
• You just cut that guy off
• Fall guy
• just a guy (user)
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• guy bob receptacles (user)
• sane guy (user)
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Dead Guy Ale
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• guys in Speedos
• Things guys think girls should know
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Guy Noir
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• nice guy complex
• Heavy Weapons Guy
• College Guy Casserole
• Two Guys and a Girl
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• The Guy Nod
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Menards guy
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Small-framed Guy
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• Guy Daikouji
• Guy Clark
• West Country Guy (user)
• He's a good guy friend
• The three kinds of nice guys
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• date movies for guys
• Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• getting hit by a guy
• Strong Guy
• Guy Ritchie
• That guy issue
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• The little guy
• Operation Good Guys
• Good-looking guy game
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Guy Incognito (user)
• Guy Williams
• funny fat guy who dies
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• An old guy I saw in the subway
• Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
• Helping people cheat
• Penis size and impregnation
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Guy Montag
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Sign Guy
• Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
• good guy mob
• Cranky Media Guy (user)
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• fat guys
• Ugly Naked Guy
• Guy Pearce
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• Fry Guys
• Underwater Guy
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• Guy Fawkes Day
• Fry Guy
• I was a nice guy once
• justa guy (user)
• The Happy Guy
• Guy Verhofstadt
• Quake Guy
• Five Guys Named Moe
• Jealous Guy
• Buddy Guy
• Buddy Guy's Legends
• We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
• cool guy (user)
• Bad Guy (user)
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• The Red Guy
• What guys do with their penis
• Guy Gardner

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