Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You're confusing me. You never did tell me how you're doing today, by the way."

• My first comet
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• If you're hungry, blame me
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Collision avoidance technique
• Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• youre losing me
• You're like a brother to me
• How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
• why am i me, and you're you?
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• You're not the boss of me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• who did this to me?
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• tell me the truth
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Don't tell me everything
• How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
• What did you See in Me?
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• Don't Pass Me By
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• man when you are telling me how it was
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• What You're Doing
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Tell me a story about rains
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Tell me another lie
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Lost in Boston?
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• How Do You Want Me?
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
• mark me by seconds
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Tell me a story about trains
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Tell me about your secret places
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Though you can tell me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• They don't touch me the same way
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• you affect me in invisible ways
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• How television car chases influenced me
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• How Daniel explained it to me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• You're All I Need to Get By
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You're served by the wrong personnel
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• This is how you're saved
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• He taught me how to smoke
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• When you want me and how you want me
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!

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