Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world!"

• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• nothing but longing
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• nothing but (user)
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• The dream people were being assholes.
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• My alternate dream world
• the tension between the dream world and the waking
• You're in our world now
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• To wear nothing but steam
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• This city is nothing but ornamental lights
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• Of course I agreed, feeling the door to the dream world blow open with a chill gust
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• Leaving nothing but questions
• Ruling the World
• World Dream Bank
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• The world has fallen in love with a dream.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• Nothing But Trouble
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I am nothing but my sins
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• There is no dream but this.
• like you're blind but still can see
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• nothing but flowers
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• iDo: Planning Your Wedding with Nothing But 'Net
• nothing but net
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• all net, nothing but territory
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• Why the American Dream is the rest of the world's nightmare
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• The RIAA's dream world
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Haruko's Dream World
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• To the world you're just one person
• you've been living in a dream world
• One World, One Dream
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Christ, what an asshole.
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies

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