Findings:
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- You've got to be kidding me
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- When you're home alone
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- What You're Doing
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- If you've got it, flaunt it!
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- You know you're a geek when...
- you've got your mothers cheekbones and your father's crooked smile
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- You've got to paddle
- You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- At least you've got nuances
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- You've got to promise
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- I'll explain it when you're older
- When you're alone
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Sing when you're winning
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- There are times when they seem to be right
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- How To Be Funny
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- What I want to be when I grow up
- when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- You've got mail
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- You've got to take the rough with the smooth
- You've got another think coming
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- You're too good to be human
- Time flies when you're having fun
- I got your back but you're best to watch your front
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- You've got to go to the edge of defeat.
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You're never around when I need you
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- You're too young to be so old
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- You know you've been away from home too long
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I am blind when I want to be
- When you know things are just meant to be
- not as funny as it used to be
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- When shall I be free?
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- It will be good when I am leader
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- You've Got A Friend
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- You've Got Stalkers
- Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- You've Got Gold (user)
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- You don't know what you've got till it's gone
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
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