Findings:
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- you have me at a disadvantage
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Please Kill Me
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- tell me what you have in your heart
- kill me (user)
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Could you have danced with me?
- Have One On Me
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- It could have been me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- kill me now (user)
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- She kills me
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- You have no power over me
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Khaled Islambouli
- What have you done for me lately?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Dogs that have owned me
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Things video games have taught me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Someone please kill me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- It kills me to watch them go
- That which does not kill me...
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- I Know Who Killed Me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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