Findings:

• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• No, I don't have channel 11
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I have no complaint
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Kids have no concept of time
• Computers have no sense of time
• Words Have No Meaning
• I have no faith in your God
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• I have no output and I must scream
• Fish have no concept of fire
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Californians have no soul
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• We Have No Moat
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• You have no power over me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Atheists have no support group
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Heart, have no pity
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Where the streets have no name
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• They have no bones.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have no hair
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have no money and I must pay
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• You have no socially redeeming value
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I have no browser and I must node!
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• There is no midterm in this class
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Questions I have had today
• I don't have a television set
• How the mighty have fallen
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have a friend
• Haves and Have-Nots
• What have you been smoking?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Have a buck
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• it's good to have a moose
• Sex with a chicken
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Animals people have sex with
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I must have three heads
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• It's better to have loved and lost
• You can't have everything
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I have a tricorn hat
• We're trying to have a baby
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• Here We Have Idaho
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Have I Got News for You
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I have this delusion
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Lord, have mercy
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• When I have female children
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why males have nipples
• you can't have it both ways
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I have seen the elephant
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Why should the Devil have all the good music

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