Findings:

• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Help! There's a panda in my living room!
• You say you want to help me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• God helps those who help themselves
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Words to help you remember how it feels
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• E2 Help (category)
• HELP NEEDED!!!!
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• cry for help
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Low taxes help rich people
• Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
• Help end homelessness
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• 2@ $help (user)
• Chatterbox help topics (superdoc)
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Things to help mosquito bites
• How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• toll-free consumer help lines
• Calling for emergency help
• Heaven Help The Fool
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Python program to help train fretboard fluency
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• The Girl Can't Help It
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• no help for that
• Help the Aged
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• need help (user)
• God help us
• E2 Help Documentation Standards (document)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Help!
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• help desk
• unpaid help desk
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• god help me
• Quick Help
• Help On The Way
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• help wanted
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Balloon Help
• Help me help you
• Sinedu Tadesse's plea for help
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Piracy helps software companies
• 1497825 (user)
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• How to help a library
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• i need help (user)
• Everything2 Help
• take madness and decipher it without my help
• Everything Help (node_forward)
• impotent man help (user)
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• The help you need
• Good help is so hard to find
• Machine to help bloo (user)
• mom in need of help! (user)
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Things to help mosquitos bite
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Violins can't help it
• How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
• The Help
• Our Lady of Perpetual Help
• Once I helped a man die
• How to save money and help the earth too
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Please help me!
• Call for Help
• Help
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• atlases do not help
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Help! My money is full of cocaine!
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• Where to get help with Linux
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• right-click = help?
• computer science homework help
• Help people who need help
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• help me (user)
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• HTML Help
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• Herbs to help with dreams
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Herbs for help in divination
• help im a rock (user)
• Windows help
• Personal Help for Boys
• Help desk humor
• So help me God
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• O God Our Help in Ages Past
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• UPC747 Help Node (collaboration)
• Time Travelers please help!
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Nothing Helps
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• Self Help
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• shadows help define it
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• depression help (user)
• atriumjake needs your help (document)
• Help name 18C's baby! (e2poll)
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Help Me, Daddy
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.

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